(Source: wendycorduroy)

Academically, Lydia’s one of the finest students I’ve ever had. Her A.P. classes push her G.P.A. above a 5.0. I’d actually like to have her I.Q. tested. And socially she displays outstanding leadership qualities. I mean, she’s a real leader.

(Source: martinski)

….you can curse in your house?

ancient black proverb usually said to white children (via kikismisandryservice)

“YOU’VE SLAMMED A DOOR?”

(via jhenne-bean)

” you can lock the door?!”

(via firstladysexyfineass)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

Blind girl accessories.

Blind girl accessories.

(Source: tessadiamondly)

(Source: skypestripper)

prince-warp:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words constitute my entire existence and my ability to meaningfully interact with the universe because we live in a textual reality in which everything is constructed and coded by language there is no escaping the symbolic dimensions of it there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text 

carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt:

Me coming home from a concert.

carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt:

Me coming home from a concert.

(Source: watertobreathe)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

snk-potato-girl:

sketchdream:

M I K A S A
S A S H A
R I V A I L L E
E R E N
G U N T H E R
J E A N
K R I S T A
R E I N E R
E R W I N
B E R T H O L D T
H A N J I
M A R C O
A R M I N
C O N N I E

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA SAY KYOJIN

(Source: aubreygifs)